I know you can't. Al Bundy : Come on, Jefferson. Let's go. Peggy Bundy : You can't go either! Al Bundy : Why? My hair don't look like crap! Al : This is like 20, Leagues Under the Sea. Except I'm married to the giant squid. Peggy Bundy : We should've left them at home. Al Bundy : You should've left us at the altar. Let me in or I'll huff, and puff, and blow your mind down! Al : [to the other Bundys] Say, did anyone here join a record club? I'm talking like Al Bundy : I don't know.
Would he drink? Would he laugh at a joke that's not funny? Would he pout the taste of dog food if he thought he could make a stinking buck? Peggy Bundy : Al, you don't mind spending the time here with me. Al Bundy : [sarcastic] No. I'd rather be here comforting you than up there in a Russ Meyer movie. Peggy Bundy : Al, why can't we go on a cruise together? It'll be really romantic. Al : Peg, I don't want to go on any cruise.
You know me. All that rocking up and down, side to side, backwards and forwards Al: Away, woman! Firestone: There you have it, folks: Al "Icky" Bundy, husband, father, football player, bullfighter, aviator, inventor of the seven-day underwear. The entirety of "Al With Kelly". The subplot of "Kelly Bounces Back" where Peg goes on strike.
The ending where Kelly beats the crap out of her rival for her stealing "The Bundy Bounce" to be a spokesmodel for a new car and getting her chance to be in the commercial. Kelly then punches Bud in the gut, which serves him right after what he did. The entirety of "One Down, Two To Go", starting with Bud answering a sex hotline and barking into the phone on demand.
Kelly and her boyfriend Jake catch him in the act, leading to Bud lying about why he was barking into the phone. Peg demands for Al to rub her tush. Kelly holds her breath to prove that she's mature, but fails. Peg is deeply upset with the revelation that Kelly decided to move out and starts coddling Bud. Peg: singing Hush, little baby, don't you cry Mama's gonna get you a pizza pie And if that pizza pie don't sing Mama's gonna buy you a chicken wing sobs.
Al: Last thing I remember, I was down on one knee, waiting on an overflowing glacier of a woman. First thing they teach ya when you're a rookie shoe salesman is when ya got a fat one in the chair, never look up. I looked up, Peg. I saw underwear. It said "Saturday. Al: RUN. I may have to earn a pathetic living by donning the cap of The Beaver and appearing at supermarkets So, he enters her house and climbs into bed, finding Jefferson and Marcy.
Hilarity Ensues , as it cuts to the Bundys watching from their house with binoculars and popcorn. Peg happily comments on the mayhem and carnage Al has caused, and that she loves him. The two actually kiss for a few seconds, both of their own free will. And in a subsequent scene, Steve and Jefferson are trying to top each other in regards to how sexually satisfied they kept Marcy, getting into more and more outlandish locations.
Steve: What about the kitchen? Jefferson: On and off the table! Steve: Front yard, baby? Jefferson: Firehouse? Steve: Dairy Queen. Jefferson: U-Lube It. Steve: In a homeless person's shopping cart! Jefferson: Really? Now how do you keep it from rolling, 'cause-. Al: What's this? Peggy: Well, I thought you might be thirsty Tang don't smoke.
Kelly: Well, Daddy, it's the new and improved "Smoking Tang! Bud: Bottoms up, Dad! What I'm trying to say is This tape will self-destruct in five seconds. Kelly: It worked for Daffy and Elmer! And that dog that's chasing the Road Runner! Al: Marcy, it's your spin. Bud: Instructor? The closing credits of "Movie Show" where they rat on various names in the credits, especially the end, where they boo the Columbia logo.
Halfway through the song, Al starts munching on a pastrami sandwich, making noises as if he was playing an electric guitar solo. At one point, he decides to take up running and uses Bud holding a picture of Peg's mother in a string bikini as motivation. Even better, later on we see Al, who collapsed on the D'Arcy's lawn and, according to Marcy, would have been left there for compost if only the "flies didn't start gathering". Upon being sat on the couch and relaxing his arms by uncrossing them, we see that he has a crushed squirrel on his chest: Marcy : It's our little squirrel friend, Zippy!
Al : Ow! Jefferson stops her. Come on, come on, let's go, honey. I'll give Zippy a nice burial. Jefferson: Look, I'm innocent, Marcy. Think rationally. If I wanted a young, pretty, sexy girl, I never would've married you! Al: Yeah, why go out for a succulent steak when you've got a dried-up strip of beef jerky at home? This, naturally, prompts Marcy to charge at Al in a rage , only to be restrained by Jefferson. The "B" plot of "Proud to Be Your Bud" involves Al spending a ridiculous amount of time with an answering service trying to order a replacement part for his Dodge.
Apparently, the auto service's answering machine has so many questions that they can identify the exact specifications of Al's car, and the automated voice even cheerily greets him by name once he's answered all of the questions. This happens again with Al when Kelly and Bud admit to smashing the car without the chicken inside note as an insurance policy because he ate it after Peg gave away a roast to poor people.
While Peg and Marcy are excited about going to the live show for The Jeffersons , Kelly saying that she would see a live show with Beavis and Butt-Head , and Bud tells her that they're cartoons. She responds by saying that they'd like to be called "dimensionally challenged". Peg calling Al a "philistine". When the lights go down, Al, Jefferson, and several other men leave and put their stand-ins in their seats. Al's stand-in is Bud, while Jefferson's is Kelly, and all of the other stand-ins include Officer Dan's kids, a stuffed dinosaur, a bust, a stack of tires, a Japanese mask, a doll, a teddy bear, a stuffed monkey, a dog, etc.
Al blinding Ernie Banks with his camera. Joe Namath using a mirror to reflect Jefferson's snapshot, blinding him. Al comforted Marcy at a bar and told her all about the 'horrors' of having kids. She also warned Al to not jump to conclusions when Al suspected that Kelly had earned money for a dress by prostituting herself Kelly was actually hustling pool with Jefferson as her manager. Al's most frequent targets are Marcy's flat chest and her chicken-like stance when she gets annoyed.
In season 6, Marcy claimed she was pregnant though this was later written out of the show. This was done when Katey Sagal's pregnancy was written out after the actress suffered a miscarriage. Marcy had a loud, piercing laugh, which she usually displayed whenever Al suffered some misfortune.
One of the running gags in the series has Marcy often mistaken for a young boy, on one occasion even being mistaken for; when she reminisces about her first training bra, Al asks "How old were you then—twenty five?! Though she will often make disparaging remarks about Bud and Kelly she does not seem to hold the same contempt for them that she does for Al, possibly because she realizes that the Bundy children cannot be faulted for their behavior due to their extremely dysfunctional upbringing.
Marcy often relives past moments in her life as well as routine experiences such as going to the dentist by telling stories and describing them in a sexual manner. Although Marcy and Al are usually adversaries, they often unite in common causes, such as later when Marcy's new husband Jefferson comes into the series.
Their teamwork is attributable to the fact that they are both "bread-winners," giving them occasional moments of mutual understanding.
She even writes a song called "Al Bundy away". In many episodes, it is mentioned that she has a strained relationship with her family, particularly with her mother. Despite this, she still lets her mother visit her house from time to time and even made Jefferson dance for her.
She said that her parents took a weekend mountain vacation without her after selling her personal items, including her dog, at a yard sale. In " Death of a Shoe Salesman ", Marcy mentions that her father is named Henry, as she mentioned that she wanted to rename Seven after him. It is implied that Marcy's father either died or left the family when she was younger, as it is mentioned by Steve in the pilot episode that her mother had three husbands who are dead and buried.
Marcy tells him that they all died by suicide, though he implies it was something else. She does mention having a memory of her dad building her a wagon for Christmas in " High I. United States. Columbia Pictures Television. Technical specs Edit. Runtime 23 minutes. Contribute to this page Suggest an edit or add missing content. Edit page. See the full list. The Rise of Will Smith. Watch the video. Recently viewed Please enable browser cookies to use this feature.
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